Outside a Hut in the Woods, Monday Morning

Obi-Wan woke up right outside his shack, in the grass. He was wearing too-tight pants and an offensive too-tight shirt, and he was surrounded by bottles labeled Pete's Wicked Ale.

There was also, inexplicably, a spatula.

He sat up. He touched his beard. He frowned.

In a few minutes, he'd find out almost all of his robes had vanished. Right now, he was too busy going completely scarlet.

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