saddeserthermit: (obi-wan: looking down)
saddeserthermit ([personal profile] saddeserthermit) wrote2015-04-01 03:45 pm
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Voicemail

"You have reached the communications device of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Please leave a message."

Beep.
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April Fool Phones 2015

[personal profile] talentforlying 2015-04-02 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[From here.]

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